I am me and you are you




She misses the way his hand felt in hers, and the things he’d whisper in her ear.

(Sometimes he’ll smile at her in this way that makes her breath quicken and she swears he knows.)

It’s probably not a good thing, to not be able to imagine your life without your boyfriend’s best friend.

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“He’s gone.”

“I lied. A few weeks with him wasn’t all I wanted.”

“I wanted always.”

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“You and I remember Budapest very differently.”

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selfmadesuperhero:

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

subterraneanbunnypig:

soiscrewedmycompanions:

valerieparker:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Internet has been won. Everyone go home. Bye guys. See you never. 

*Snorted and burst into giggles

FLAW. LESS.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE PERFECTION OF THOSE TAGS OH MY GOD

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  • Person: What was your favorite movie of 2010?
  • Me: The Social Network.
  • Person: What was your favorite movie of 2011?
  • Me: The Social Network.
  • Person: What's your favorite movie so far of 2012?
  • Me: The Social Network.
  • Person: What do you predict your favorite movie will be in 2013?
  • Me: The Social Network.
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catching-everlark:

- Amazing Spider-man #529


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